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Lake Lenore Caves and "the maze" hike
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Trip Report 4/20/06
Joan and I were looking for a way to escape the Seattle spring rains and settled on a few days in central Washington. I was interested in seeing something called the "dry falls" in the Grand Coulee area. It is spectacular and a geological wonder of the world but it's not what this report is about. While planning the trip I did some web surfing looking for other things to do or visit in the area. I learned about the Lake Lenore caves which are interesting too but also not what this report is about.
On the web, I found the description of a hike. I have to admit that I found it kind of hard to understand. I wondered about the author - maybe English was his second language. But I did find it intriguing and I got that the author was describing something he was clearly excited about. Here's his description:
Ok, here's the deal. I do not recommend that you read any further. The above description is everything you need to know. Grasshopper, your path is clear. Find the hike. Do the hike.
There are spoilers below...
The caves are pretty so-so but the parallel coulee is indeed worth a trip. I hiked up through the crack in the wall which is itself pretty cool. On the opposite side of the crack you look out across another coulee that most people will never see. From 150 feet up you can see that the floor of the coulee is incredibly scoured and criss-crossed with gullies that surround small basalt hummocks. The "maze". I gaze across to the other side looking for the "solitudinal" boulder. There does appear to be one boulder that stands out from the rest, a little bigger, but whether or not it's "solitudinal" I couldn't tell you.
The view across the maze from the "crack in the wall". The "solitudinal" boulder is approximately in the center of the picture just below the ridge on the far side of the coulee. Click the picture for a larger version.
Ok that's my goal. I look down on "the maze" and think, oh yah, no big deal, I can just walk a bee line to the opposite side, up and down the "little" rocky walls. maybe a little scrambling. no problem, I R rock climber after all. Joan was tired and decided not to join me on this one. The description says allow 2 hours so I conservatively told Joan I'd be back in 2 hours - no problem! Little did I know.
First I have to pick my way down a small dusty trail, leaping across a few big pieces of talus and finally hopping the last few feet to the floor of the valley... to be greeted by a high pitched hissing and the biggest f**king rattlesnake I have ever seen! It's the third one I've come across on this trip and I'm like totally over sensitive. I practically leap out of my own skin... and then poke at it with sticks and throw rocks ;-)
Funny, from above the "maze" seemed pretty straight forward but from down here there's no perspective. Oh well, I know which way I'm going and I head off at a good clip. The desert floor starts off flat and only sparsely populated with sage. The going is easy for about 100 yards and gently rises onto one the hummocks. Hmmm. Pretty quickly I come to a 12 foot drop and have to backtrack. I pick a new line and again charge ahead... a different hummock and again am faced with another 12 foot drop. This time I have to backtrack all the way back flat desert floor where I entered the maze. In 10 minutes I've made no headway at all and from my current vantage it's impossible to tell where I'll find passage. I'm very frustrated and for a moment I consider giving up.
It appears I'm going to have to use my head.
Ok new strategy. I decide to head into the maze taking the low road, into one of the gullies instead of onto the top of one of the hillocks. This works ok for the moment but now I'm truly immersed in the maze, able only to see a little ways ahead and surrounded by 10 foot walls on either side.
This is what a rat feels like.
My gully heads in the right direction but then a new surprise, it dead ends into a little lake. I back up and follow a side gully but it's not going in the right direction! I have no choice. I'm reminded of a really old computer game Zork and its "Twisty little maze of passages, all different!" Gak! I mutter "xyzzy" but nothing happens. I can feel myself getting as compulsive about solving THIS maze as I was many years ago about solving the puzzles in that game...
I follow my gully which climbs gradually to the top of another hillock. From here I'm free for a bit to head in the direction I want. I come to a small drop into the next gully and am faced with a new obstacle. The floor of this gully is full of sage and tall grass and other brush. I'm going to have to jump down into the middle of it and I'm worried about snakes. hmmm. I backtrack a ways and find and easy way to walk into the gully. With a stick I bang on the brush ahead of me hoping to startle any snakes into revealing themselves and fortunately nothing happens.
I wade slowly through the high brush, being careful. The gully gradually narrows and the walls rise to maybe 20 feet when suddenly I'm up to my eyeballs in Monataurs! DOUBLE GAK! Ok, I made that last part up.
After 20 minutes I estimate that I'm in the middle of the coulee. I'm committed now. Going back, even assuming I could retrace my steps, wouldn't be much easier than going forward. I smell cheese. I jump a short drop into a small slot and startle BIG CRITTER to my left. It thunders away into the brush turning into two deer (or elk?). I'm startled too and decide to go the opposite direction.
My adventure continues for another 20 minutes when I finally turn into a gully that opens out of the maze onto the smooth desert floor. I've reached the other side! One last obstacle... a large, shallow, muddy lake bars direct passage out of the maze. I pick a direction and several minutes later I've circumnavigated and am out! I walk up onto smooth, higher ground scanning for the "solitudinal" boulder. I'm excited... but there are LOTS of boulders here and they all look alike and none are particularly interesting. I'm wondering if I got turned around in the maze and have emerged far from my target??? As far as I can see in either direction, nothing stands out. After everything I've been through I'm faced with the possibility that I might not find the goal rock.
To my right I see a rock about a 100 yards away that seems a little bigger than the rest. I decide to investigate but I don't have high hopes. I envision myself going back and forth checking out every rock I see. I'm not a happy camper. Turns out it IS the right rock. Yes! I had suspected in would have petroglyphs and indeed it does. Pretty cool. I've never run across anything like this in the wild.
The view looking back. Where is the "crack"?
I'm determined to find an easier way back but the first thing I notice is that from here you can't clearly see the "crack in the wall" on the other side of the coulee. Well, it's got to be there somewhere, I'll find it when I get there. Armed with the secrets of the maze the trip back is "less" of an adventure. I DO find the "crack in the wall" and wary of snakes I scramble up. One last look at this "Lost World" and I head back to civilization.
Remember grasshopper, "the path IS the goal".
The original page with description of the "maze hike" plus info about petroglyphs, pictographs and other interesting stuff in the area: http://www.spokaneoutdoors.com/lenorecave.htm
Nwsource.com things to do in the Grand Coulee area http://www.nwsource.com/travel/scr/tf_detail.cfm?dt=4210&cid=2&pageid=WA&cityid=46
Wildernet.com entry for the Lake Lenore Caves http://www.wildernet.com/pages/area.cfm?areaID=WASPLKLENC&CU_ID=1
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